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Dr. Sachs’s Dehydrated Water
100% organic. Free of herbicides, pesticides,
matricides, fratricides, and suicides. Guaranteed
free of additives, minerals, caffeine, sugar, fluoride,
chlorine, high fructose corn syrup, gluten, whey,
nuts, and other foreign substances. No artificial or
natural coloring or flavoring. Sodium free. Safe for
low or high potassium diets, Non allergenic.
Dr. Sachs’s Dehydrated Water is 100% pure!
Satisfaction guaranteed.
Copyright © 2011 Dr. Harley Sachs.
This product may be reconstituted by adding beer,
whisky, or any liquids to create the beverage of your
choice.
Visit www.hu.mtu.edu/~hlsachs